Beware; take care. A lot more than a green-eyed dragon is on the loose.

The pressure for each of these will be greatest on the days immediately before.

April 1:  Mars enters Aries (till May 15). Lock and load.

April 3:  New moon in Aries. Mars conjunct Uranus. That blowed up good,   

                    blowed up real good. Sun opposition Saturn. An angry excitable

                    bronco bucks and tries to run for it while his rider tugs on the reins to

                    hold him back.

April 4:   Neptune enters Pisces for 14 years. You are now entering Cloud 9.

                    Objects may be closer than they appear. That’s because: Purple haze all

                    in my brain. Lately things just don’t seem the same. Actin’ funny, but I

                    don’t know why. ‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky...

April 6:   Sun conjunct Jupiter. Me me me me me.

April 9:   Mercury conjunct Sun. Everybody’s talkin’ ‘bout me. Especially me.

April 11: Mars square Pluto. David headbutts Goliath. Tora, Tora, Tora. You get

                the picture. Mercury conjunct Jupiter. Yakitty yak.

April 17:  Full moon in Libra. Who’s on first? More importantly, who’s on top?

April 18:  Mars opposition Saturn. Ev’ry time I make a move...1, 2, 3, red light,

                  you stop me

April 19:  Mercury conjunct Mars. Walk your talk; in fact, run with it.

April 20:  Sun enters Taurus. Where’s the remote? Sun sextile Neptune.

                   Seriously, where did I put that thing? Venus enters Aries. Veni,

                    vidi, vici.           

April 22:  Venus conjunct Uranus.  Lightning striking again.

April 27:  Venus square Pluto. I want it I want it I want it you caaaaaaan’t have it.

                Sun trine Pluto. And if you try sometime you find you get what you

                    need.

April 30: Venus opposition Saturn.  Absence makes the heart grow fonder?

                   Yeah, right... Hey, who put that 1910 Fruitgum Company song back on?

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